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TV Listings for FIVER on Thursday (02.03.2017)

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08 00-08 208 Simple Rules
Family sitcom. Paul suggests Bridget get a job to learn how to be responsible. (S1 Ep 3)

08 20-09 10Dance Moms
Reality series. After missing the last competition, Abby returns to face the wrath of the mothers. Cathy sees an opportunity to get her team to number one. (S3 Ep 35)

09 10-10 05Dance Moms
Reality series. Abby tests her dancers to determine who will get a solo and brings in a new choreographer to work with Brooke and Paige. (S3 Ep 36)

10 05-10 358 Simple Rules
Family sitcom. Paul wants to have the family get together for one last Halloween campout in the old treehouse. (S1 Ep 7)

10 35-11 008 Simple Rules
Sitcom in which a father has to supervise his teenage daughters. Paul finds out Bridget and Kerry are lying in order to go to a concert. (S1 Ep 8)

11 00-12 00Gilmore Girls
Drama series about a single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small town. When Rory says she must learn a sport for school, Emily insists she takes up golf. (S1 Ep 3)

12 00-13 00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Reality series. Paul and Steve discover everything is not as it seems when they try to evict a young mother, and Brian and Delroy follow a lead for a debt to an upmarket cafe. (S4 Ep 7)

13 00-14 00Dance Moms
Reality series. Abby's students make the big leap into the world of professional dancing as they get cast in a Hollywood music video. (S1 Ep 12)

14 00-14 30My Wife and Kids
Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael, wanting some time alone in the house, makes a deal with Jay to guarantee some quiet moments. However, a power cut ruins his plans. (S3 Ep 15)

14 30-15 00My Wife and Kids
Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16)

15 00-15 30Neighbours
Amy overhears Jasmine reveal to Terese that the contents of the briefcase could lead to Leo becoming the owner of Lassiter's. Ben and Xanthe start work experience at the hospital.

15 30-16 00Home and Away
Heath makes an appointment with a therapist for himself and Bianca, but she arrives late, distracted by a job offer from Zac. Olivia finds herself torn between Mason and Hunter.

16 00-17 00Gilmore Girls
Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Struggling at prep school, Rory lunges into obsessive studying. (S1 Ep 4)

17 00-17 308 Simple Rules
After he advises daughter Bridget to tell Kyle the truth about her date with another boy, Paul is shocked that the relationship fizzles out. (S1 Ep 9)

17 30-18 008 Simple Rules
When his family can't agree on holidays, Paul suggests that everyone gives up their bad habits, with the winner allowed to choose their holiday destination. (S1 Ep 10)

18 00-18 30Neighbours
Amy overhears Jasmine reveal to Terese that the contents of the briefcase could lead to Leo becoming the owner of Lassiter's. Ben and Xanthe start work experience at the hospital.

18 30-19 00Home and Away
Mason and Hunter come to blows over Olivia. Billie receives an unexpected gift. Kat investigates the cause of the fire at the garage. Ash is determined to find Billie's attacker.

19 00-20 00New: Dance Moms Throwback Special
Reality series. Mackenzie and Melissa give the inside scoop on the triumphs and challenges in their Dance Moms journey. (S5 Ep 36)

20 00-21 00New: Dance Moms
Reality series. ALDC's competition season comes to a close with Nationals. The girls feel the pressure to remain undefeated and prevail in LA over their rivals. (S5 Ep 33)

21 00-22 00New: Don't Tell the Doctor
Reality series. Four doctors rush to the rescue of self-diagnosing young people. Ben has a bleeding rash all over his back, chest and neck, and made it worse with baking soda. (S1 Ep 3)

22 00-23 00The Magicians
Dark fantasy drama series based on Lev Grossman's novels. The gang return to Brakebills to ask Dean Fogg for help in their quest for a spell to vanquish The Beast. (S2 Ep 2)

23 00-00 00Sex Pod
Lifestyle series. Topics raised include how to achieve a female orgasm through penetrative sex, how boozing affects sperm and whether guys or girls have higher sex drives. (S2 Ep 5)

00 00-02 00When Live TV Goes Horribly Wrong
Entertaining compilation of live TV's greatest fails. Get the inside stories on a host of technical catastrophes, violent outbursts and some very awkward silences.

02 00-03 00Teen Wolf
Supernatural teen drama. With a full moon approaching, Scott's senses heighten and he worries he may kill. But Stiles has a cunning plan to thwart his hunger. (S1 Ep 8)

03 00-03 50GPs: Behind Closed Doors
Observational series. Dr Claire Taylor offers comfort to Gohar, a partially-sighted lady whose eyes were severely damaged by a chemical burn when she was a child. (S3 Ep 25)

03 50-04 00Access
A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment.

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